Monday, January 03, 2011

Let's Talk About Wikileaks. Part I.

It was a snowy night in Boston in late December, 2010. Four old friends got together around a kitchen table in a North End apartment to have fun, catch up, and play “Let’s Talk About Wikileaks, Baby,” a drinking game/debate.

These four friends, D, A, P and S, whose names are being withheld for professional reasons, have all followed the Wikileaks saga from the beginning. D is on one side of the debate, as he wants to eventually go into the diplomatic service. A is on the far other side and wants to be an international investigative journalist. P has worked in public policy and polling. S is in health care policy, both international and domestic. A and P have worked in advertising and social media.

All have backgrounds in debate, public speaking and position paper writing.

Two are male and two are female. Three are from New England. One is from California.

All have American passports and all have studied abroad (some more than once), one in the Middle East, one in Central America, three in Europe.

All have graduated with Bachelor’s degrees. Two are currently in masters programs.

All voted for President Obama, although one of the four is a registered Libertarian who only votes Democrat because of a crippling fear of Sarah Palin.

The rules of the debate were as follows:

- There were three talking points for that night’s salon:

1. Was it responsible to leak the documents? Is Wikileaks right or wrong?

2. Is Wikileaks a journalistic endeavor? Is Julian Assange a journalist?

3. What is rape? Is Julian Assange a rapist?

- Because debate sometimes gets out of hand, if fun to mix it with drinking:

1. If you vehemently disagree with something, you must knock on the table twice and drink.

2. If you agree, you knock and say, “rabble rabble,” like in the John Adams HBO miniseries, and the person speaking drinks.

3. If you’d like to make a point of order or ask a question, you must raise one hand and hold the other one on your head, such as in the English parliament where they would practice holding their wigs on – and then drink.

(Other drinking games by this group include “Everything I Know, I Learned From West Wing, You Paranoid Shiksa Feminista” and “Wookie Noise, Take a Shot”)

The transcript that follows is that night’s discussion.

FIRST POINT: Was Right or Wrong to Leak the Documents?

A: Alright, we’re recording. First off, leaking docs. You start.

D: I want to start by saying that I think that Wikileaks would still be covered by the First Amendment. Straight out, I’m not talking about the legality of reporting documents. If a thief gives you documents, the First Amendment still covers you. It might not be wise to cover that, it might not be good for the country, and as someone who’s trying to enter the State Department, I have this national interest consideration going on. But, I don’t think that if Julian Assange were completely independent of Bradley Manning, like if he just received these documents, I don’t think that he should not be covered by the First Amendment. We could discuss whether Julian Assange was linked to Bradley Manning. I know they had conversations at least four months before the leaking of the documents.

P: I don’t want to get into too much speculation.

A: Yeah… I don’t know.

D: No, there is a conversation of Bradley Manning speaking to Lamo that says, “oh, you don’t contact him, he contacts you,” through encrypted chat. [Pauses]. No, fuck this, Julian Assange is a tool and I don’t like him. [Laughter]

A: No, focus on the docs. Was is responsible to leak not only Collateral Murder, but the Iraq War Logs, the Afghanistan War Logs, the State Department Cables? Those are the American ones. On top of the Kenyan election documents, the Icelandic banking documents, and all other things that have been released?

D: OK, clearly, I’m not going to argue that the United States government does everything right all the time. There is certainly wrong-doing. But I will say that in every single profession, every single one, there is an idea of privacy, that is essential for the job to get done. There’s a level of privacy necessary. This is true for doctors, lawyers, and even for journalists. Julian Assange himself talks about how it’s necessary to keep sources anonymous and he doesn’t even want to know who his sources are. Although he was in contact with Bradley…

A: That’s beside the point.

D: Alright. The point is that for diplomats, I mean, I know a couple of very honorable diplomats who say, this is necessary. You need to have frank conversations – and I’m talking mostly about the diplomatic cables here – with your diplomatic counterparts in other countries because if you don’t, you can’t express your national interest, you can’t negotiate, you can’t do things that need to be done. That being said, these leaks expose instances of our government doing wrong-doing. I do know somewhat about Afghanistan. But I feel weird talking about this because it gets into the whole, was it news? Was it not news? We already knew civilians were getting killed in Afghanistan; civilians get killed in every war. Is that the deal? Or is the deal that Assange doesn’t believe in Secret classification? His philosophy is that there are governments that are oppressive that use the Secret classification in order to perpetuate their corrupt and wrong-doing ways and that the most cost-effective way to deal with these issues is to leak documents, leak sensitive material, showing off the wrong-doing. I would have less of a problem with Assange if he exposed specific instances of government wrong-doing. Like the cases where we failed to report how many civilians we killed in Afghanistan. Like the instances where the State Department is tracking credit card information, as opposed to intelligence organizations. All this other shit. I would have less of a problem with Assange if he was like, I’m out to expose specific wrong-doing by the government and he goes and releases X government cables and X documents showing off these problems. But instead, he says, no, the Secret classification shouldn’t exist [two bangs in disagreement, laughter] he says the only way to deal with this is transparency. And I don’t know… I think it’s wrong.

P: There are two things you make me think of. First is, we’re not talking about making the diplomatic process transparent. We’re not talking about a law that says we have to have it open all the time. There were instances of communication that were then revealed. So I think there are some instances of secrecy, of privacy, I think you point was very well taken, that that privacy was important. But this is a one-time thing. While there was a lot in those documents that was perhaps superfluous and didn’t really matter and was just plain embarrassing, I think the point you made about the transparency, that’s his deal. He’s not going to say, I have all these documents, I’m only going to release this one and this one because it seems the most pertinent. Then he would be contradicting himself. Once he has the leaked documents, he has to release all of them, based on his own belief system. Because no one can judge who gets what information. So if he has all that information, he’s going to leak all of it. We can argue about if that was right, but since his whole deal is transparency, I think that’s why he leaked it. It wasn’t to be vindictive, it was to be like, I can’t decide who gets to know what, so I’m just going to leak all of it and let the cards fall where they may. And this is the last point I’ll make: I do believe that if there was something in there that jumped out at him, in saying, this I absolutely cannot release, he probably would not. He’s not into having people die, he’s not into having the names and identities of secret agents and specific locations… and in the letter from him, he says that no one has died and that the Pentagon has actually publicly stated that no one has died and no operations have been significantly hindered based on any information that has come out. You can say that those diplomatic negotiations, possibly, but what’s more important is a lot of the illegal stuff that those cables revealed that’s what’s not being talked about in the media that much.

A: Yeah. I would like to piggy-back on that and just agree with your [P] statement that in Assange publishing the secret cables, I think we can all agree, a lot of them were straight-up ridiculous. They were silly, petty gossip and attacks on individuals and served nothing in anyone’s national interest, be it the United States, the French, the Russians, the Iraqis –

D: You’re talking about the Sarkoszy…

A: Yeah, the whatever, those kinds of things, yes, you have to release those if you’re going to release everything else. However, in declassifying those documents with their release, he went through… and not just him, Wikileaks as an organization, went through and redacted information, marked it out, because of what they had learned in the case of the Afghanistan War Logs, where they did publish peoples’ names and had a severe backlash, even though no one was hurt. This is a new organization and they are learning. And they took caution and care to redact names and information that they knew should be kept secret in the interest of saving lives and allowing diplomats to do their jobs.

S: The one thing to add about transparency, though, is that it equals the whole truth. If you want transparency, if that is your mission, you can’t be specific, you have to let out the whole truth. The one question that I would ask Assange if I could, and ask his supporters, if I may, is, what or where is the end game? What’s the purpose? What’s the goal? You have a mission statement and a system of values you’re trying to do and I’m all for releasing information and understanding government transparency and giving out as much information to the American public as you can, but like you [A] said, there’s absolutely no national interest, at all, to any country, so I don’t understand where he’s trying to go. What is he trying to accomplish by doing this?

D: I went onto Wikileaks , which is now like numbers 10427… whatever….

A: Or Wikileaks dot D-E. It’s up in Germany.

D: Right. Well, I looked onto their main page and I couldn’t find a mission statement. They do have a “we are a website, we are a not-for-profit journalism organization stating we are here to facilitate leaks. We don’t know who our sources are and we don’t want to know.” I mean, we’re talking about leaking docs. Transparency is the mission – that’s the goal.

P: He’s for total transparency.

A: No, he’s not.

P: Well, that’s what he stands for.

D: Well, what’s the mission, then? He’s not showing off specific cases of wrong-doing, it’s the whole spectrum, even subjections of the whole spectrum, the documents he got from Bradley Manning. Bradley Manning I respect more than Julian Assange. I did want to mention one thing: redaction. Yes, they do do redaction, in the most recent ones, they learned from Afghanistan, where names of specific informants got revealed, which is harmful. They’ve had to move around, informants have had to go underground; they’ve stopped supplying information. So, they have tried redaction in the State Department logs, but it usually includes, “XXXX who worked for this person, in this year,” and….

This is where the Flip Cam ran out of room. The conversation continued for a few minutes, and then A grabbed a digital voice recorder. The rest was recorded on that device.

D: The only position anyone in the government has taken is one) Eric Holder has said that they’re looking into an investigation, and two) A brought this up earlier, that a staffer to Joe Lieberman, who is on the Armed Services and American Security commission called Amazon.com and then Amazon said…

P: And pressure has been applied to Verizon and Comcast.

D: Right, but pressure… The government is allowed to apply pressure. They’re allowed to make statements saying, we believe that this guy is doing the wrong thing. And it’s not a government instruction, it’s not a demand of any sort. Wikileaks has been shut down because people, through corporations, have said, this guy is shady and we think it could be associated to [disagreement bangs on the table]… And my point is, the government has taken no action, and thus far, has made no action, no law has been passed, no one has said Wikileaks needs to be shut down. It’s entirely on behalf of private corporations, and no one should say it should be shut down.

P: Alright, I have a follow-up question. You do acknowledge that a system needs to be in place so that if an extreme does occur, it is able to be revealed? Would you agree with that?

D: What do you define as an extreme?

A: Would you define Guantanamo Bay water-boarding and the breaking of the Geneva Conventions to be extreme?

P: Sure, absolutely.

D: And I’m saying, that needs to be revealed. I’m saying, the “Secret” classification does need to exist and it shouldn’t be the Australian-born founder of Wikileaks who makes the distinction of what it is. But of all those “Secret” classifications, none of them deserved to be Classified.

P: I’m for preserving that ability. That’s what I’m for. So that makes me have to be an absolutist, if I’m going that way, because I have to be ok with information that I shouldn’t know getting out, because the real information, down the line, that really matters, still needs to be able to come out. We have to be able to keep the government from having the power to stop that at all costs.

D: So I’d say, your philosophy has been reflected in the government’s action. Because so far, no challenge to the First Amendment has been made.

P: I know. You need to be loud about it now, though, to keep it that way.

S: But the one thing that your whole argument has been predicated on, something that really bothers me, beyond Wikileaks and everything else, is that the four of us here, and our peers, are in the minority. And I think what you’re talking about, P, is that if there was sort of a Bradley Manning or Julian Assange before Iraq and Afghanistan, who would leak this information, I think the ability of that information to save lives is predicated on having an informed electorate. And unfortunately, in this country, we don’t. And here’s my thing: I would argue, and I don’t have anything to back this up, so anyone can refute, but I would argue that we are in the minority of the country, having actually gone to the Wikileaks site and read the Iraq War Documents, or the Afghanistan Logs, or seen these videos. So a lot of the ideas about the good that can come from Wikileaks are based on having people that care about government accountability. Unfortunately, gravely unfortunately [rabble, rabble, bangs of agreement, laughter] in this country, the vast majority of our population could give two rats shits about what our government does.

A: Let me jump on that.

S: But you understand what I’m saying – that this information could be invaluable, could have been invaluable before Iraq and Afghanistan, if there were people who were aware of it.

A: We, the four of us, as the minority in the U.S. electorate –

D: - who care about problems –

A: Right, we’re talking about how these documents, had they come out earlier, could have saved hundreds of thousands of lives. Well, they came out. Who’s to say what could have happened had they not?

S: Hindsight is 20/20.

A: Right. We’re now in a place where we’re having this conversation, and we’re obviously passionate about getting to the bottom of these issues. And one day, we’re going to be the people in the room. We’re representative of the different forms of government, places in government that we’ve seen ourselves working in, working with. Now, I’m saying that when we get there, we’ll have the knowledge of these leaks, they happened, and it really made us think about what the government does, what they should be allowed to do, and that they should inform the public about what they’re doing. Regardless of whether the guy in his armchair with the beer belly in Kansas watching Katie Couric is saying, “what the fuck is Wikileaks and who is Julian Assange and what does it mean,” who hasn’t read the documents, we have read the documents. We know what they say, and why they’re important.

D: I think too much of the debate about Julian Assange is about the symbolism of Julian Assange.

A: Can we stop referring to Julian Assange, when we’re talking about the organization?

D: The leaks, then, the symbolism of Wikileaks -

P: I think the symbolism is valid, because it’s symbolizing the future.

D: Right, but symbolism simplifies, when the reality is that in order to make real decisions… That’s the problem with politics today. Partisanship is simplified down to symbolism. People say, yes, small government is the best kind of government, or you go the other way, for a liberal perspective. But the reality is what’s the best way is complicated. And Julian Assange…

P: Rabble, rabble, I agree. We live in a complicated world, it’s complex.

D: So, the core of Wikileaks is transparency, and I’m all for transparency, but the thing is, if you take transparency too far, if you bring it to an extreme, it doesn’t work.

S: Well, here’s my argument, then: If you want transparency, if that’s your endgame, why is it not ok? Why is it not applicable for government officials to say, “here’s what I know, here’s what I think you should know, and over here is some sensitive information that you don’t know.” Why can’t they come out and honestly tell people, say, “I’m going to tell you this portion, I’m going to tell you as much and be as informative as I feel is appropriate for your safety, and I’m also going to tell you that there are certain things that I’m not saying?”

P: The problem with that, though, is that they do bad things, and you can never actually trust them to be giving you [the information you need].

D: At the State Department, though, every single one of those leaks, every single one of those diplomatic cables is released in a document called “Foreign Service of the United States.” It’s a book that’s released year by year, eighteen years after each publication… no, not eighteen years, it’s actually closer to thirty. But every one of these is going to come out. Every single one of them is going to be published by the United States government. Also, every single of these documents is available, if you prove a case, under the Freedom of Information Act. You can apply, as an American citizen, to receive these documents.

S: But you cannot apply to receive information that is classified or confidential…

D: Confidential is the lowest level of security. Top Secret is high.

S: I’m sorry, that’s what I meant. If it has been deemed Top Secret, the Freedom of Information Act will not give you access.

A: Nothing that was declassified by Wikileaks was Top Secret. Not one thing. They did not release Top Secret documents. Despite what the press says, there are documents that were classified as “Secret,” that detailed Muammar Gaddafi’s four blonde and busty Ukrainian nurses. Why was that labeled Secret? No one will know. But at the end of the day….

D: It’s political gossip. It’s ridiculous.

A: Exactly. Of course it’s ridiculous. But your argument is, these documents were going to be released anyway, eighteen years from now. If these documents are going to be released in the future, they’re not going to do any good then. The point is, had documents been released ten years ago about the Vietnam war, had the Pentagon Papers been released ten years ago, what good would that have done? You know? Who cares is they’re released twenty years late? Right now is when they’re relevant and right now is when they can do the most good.

D: Right. And that’s the transparency that I’m not against. I feel like we can wrap this up right now.

A: Ok.

D: Ok, A, you are the present pro-Wikileaks, pro-Assange personality. Do you think there’s a case to be made for saying it’s more defensible to have a Wikileaks that exposes wrong-doing by the government instead of exposing everything by the government?

A: Absolutely. Except for the fact that in exposing the lower-level classifications of documents, you’re going to have a lot of silly bullshit that comes out too. And if you’re…

D: But those aren’t necessarily about wrong-doing.

P: Do you think he should have just released the five or six that –

S: But here’s a question: If you’re going to take “transparency” and you’re going to change it, honestly change it, from transparency to specific issues, then you’re putting a whole ton of trust into Julian Assange to understand and to choose what he feels, a single individual feels is important.

A: Yes, but this is up to a thousand volunteers who are looking through, legitimizing, and fact checking these documents before they get sent to the New York Times and before the American public even sees them. This is an organization that cannot be classified as “This is Julian Assange.” It’s not. It’s a lot of people. Like the guy, Daniel, who has a last name that’s about eighteen syllables long and German, which I can’t pronounce.

P: Ok, there’s one last thing that maybe doesn’t tie into the was-it-right/was-it-wrong debate that I just want to get your guys’ thoughts on: I think that the American consciousness right now is in a very strange place. And I think that a lot of the reaction [rabble, rabble, bangs of agreement, laughter] to these documents, even among the totally uninformed people we were talking about earlier, there is a sense that America is in decline and it can be felt and there can be all different kinds of opinion on that. Is it decline in that it’s actually going down the crapper? Or is it decline in that we are no longer in a uni-polar system and that we’re moving back to a multi-polar system? That alone makes some people uneasy. They like that America was this regional hegemony that understood, was organizing the world, and was making it better. I think some people have reacted to the Wikileaks documents in the way that they just don’t like the idea that American influence can be hurt. They actually don’t care that America was doing bad things because, I don’t know how to say this, they’re like, well, you gotta crack a few eggs to make a cake, or something like that… [laughter]

S: I think it’s about an omelet. [Laughter]

P: Right, well, they’re saying to themselves, at the end of the day, I believe that America is the greatest, best country in the world, or they believe that America is just or that the U.S. government has our best interests in mind. A lot of people think that. And I find myself disagreeing sometimes, especially in terms of history, when we see that the U.S. government did not have our best interests in mind. But I think that’s an interesting way to look at it. A lot of people just have no problem with anything that was revealed and that’s why they’re mad and that’s why they’ll never support Wikileaks, because all they care about, ultimately, are American interests.

D: I think that’s a good note to end on for number one.

A: I think so too.

S: I think there’s a solid corollary, the one thing I find myself coming back to time and time again, in examining Wikileaks and this investigation, is going back to McCarthyism and that you’re targeting individuals that you suspect of wrong-doing, but have absolutely no proof. That was such a horrifying time in American history, that we would target our own citizens for being unethical and betraying, and if we get back to that point, I think it’s only going to lead to a further deprecation of what we believe in as an American, idealized system. And I think P’s completely right, that the majority of us feel or understand that we are not what we were in the early 90’s and we’re not going to be there again. The problem is, we don’t know where we’re going to end up. And that’s a really, really scary idea. To have this uncertain future. So what we try to do as an American public is to try to find as many scapegoats as possible. And I’m gonna blame you and you and you. So for us, it was, I’m going to blame Iraq, and then Afghanistan, and Iran, and North Korea and then I’m going to go back to individuals and I’m going to blame George Bush and Julian Assange. And I’m going to force this blame on anyone who has anything to do with what’s going on in American society. It’s not my fault. It’s everyone else’s fault.

A: Right.

P: What I’m most interested in is once I do come to a conclusion about how I feel about Assange, it’s how do we persuade people? Well, you have to figure out where they’re coming from, which is why I’m…


Parts II and III coming shortly.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

i was on NPR!

We were talking about WikiLeaks! I recorded it!



I come in at about 7:30.

Enjoy.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Sanity and Fear and a Sleepless Trek to the Nations Capitol

[Note: This is long. But you should read it anyway. The traditional news media wrote sterile and boring coverage of the Rally, if they covered it at all. This is the real story.]

It's 2 p.m. Halloween. I'm driving through the Bronx – brick buildings, iron bridges – and I'm not wearing any underwear.

My last Adderall slid down my throat about ten minutes ago, and I haven't had a decent night's sleep since Wednesday. I've been sleeping on various peoples' couches since Friday. Today is Sunday.

A rented Hyundai Elantra has been my mode of transportation for the weekend, and I'm on my way home to Boston from Washington D.C., where I stayed for about 24 hours to witness the spectacle that was the Rally for Sanity and/or Fear before heading out to continue what was meant to be a one-day trip and accidentally turned into a three-day one.

I went down there, to D.C., to the Rally, for a couple of reasons:

First, the #Rally4Sanity is something I had been planning on attending for months. Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Reddit, activism and the Internet in general, are things I am strongly in favor of. Second, I wanted to protest the mass (or mainstream, whichever word you prefer) American media. The silent majority of this country, this rally's support base, is fed up with the lackluster performance and despicable display of sensationalism by the so-called Fourth Estate, so are Stewart and Colbert, and so am I. It is unreasonable and unacceptable.

It's been, for lack of a better term, a helluva weekend – and I have a story to tell you, if you want to read it.

Over 1,200 satellite rallies were held in 80-plus countries, many of which had their own websites, Facebook event pages and Twitter handles. Reddit.com's idea for Stephen Colbert to hold a “Rally for Truthiness” finally came to fruition. And even notorious cyber activists Anonymous had an event to wear their slightly creepy masks to.

The "comedian/pundit/talker guys" I watched from my vantage point (the roof of a porta-potty, which I shared with three lovely strangers) brought over 250,000 people to the National Mall to explain that the country is "living now in hard times, not end times" and that the "24-hour political pundit, perpetual panic conflictinator did not cause our problems. But it’s existence makes solving them that much harder...If we amplify everything, we hear nothing," as Stewart said.

The People


This was not just a rally I witnessed. It was the beginnings of a movement. Or 40.

We converged on D.C. as what was certainly the most diverse crowd I've ever been a part of, personally. Lefties, Greens, Gays, Atheists, Blacks, Hippies, Whites, Righties, Babies, People Dressed as Babies, People Dressed as Christine O'Donnell, Pro-Immigration Reform, Pro-Choice, Pro-Weed, Peaceniks, Beatniks, Freakniks. Old, young, whatever. But we were all there for the same reason – there's safety in numbers and when there are so many people around, Anne Coulter and the other crazies can't hurt your pride and sense of reason anymore. We're fighting! We're passionate! We're laughing! We're hungry. (Is there food here? No? Just special brownies? Ok, that works. Thanks NORML.) Basically, this was a clusterfuck of epic proportions.

It's true that some people came to the Rally with a purpose; to campaign for something. Those people have probably been to rallies before, or maybe even go to them regularly, they're old hat at discussing policy and they may have even read the ObamaCare bill.

Like the group of "pissed off" anarchists who staged a black bloc they called the Million Molotov March because "calling for a Million Moderate March in the midst of the biggest economic collapse since before talkies killed silent film and two wars that no one likes... does nothing more than reinforce a violent status quo. Now’s the time to get unhinged, cut loose, embrace the asbsurd, and party on the ashes of a world on fire," according to their Wordpress site.

But most attendees didn't fit that mold – not that they necessarily fit any mold, which was the point. I was protesting the media. Others were there to talk about politics, or the president, or the war, or education, or race relations, or the assault on grammar, or they just wanted to smoke a joint, have a beer, watch some funny comedians and a couple of decent musicians, and feel like they were a part of something. And that's ok, too. In fact, it's cool.

Kyle, 28, from North Carolina, shared a porta-potty roof with me across from the National Gallery of Art. He said he's "not really that politically active, but, you know, I vote..." and that he had driven up with two friends to support his favorite comedians/news anchors and have some fun.

Everyone present had something to say or some reason to be there. The signs were brilliant, for the most part, and I thought, actually, that the best part of being there was when I stood on the corner of Madison Dr. and 7th street and just watched the people weave around me on their way into the Mall, their witty signs held high.





The Rally


The Roots, John Legend, Vampire Weekend, and Green Day all played before Stewart and Colbert came on stage to start it off, and during this time, people began climbing into the trees to get a better view. By the end, every tree on the Mall had at least three people in it.

Colbert, who appeared from his "fear bunker" under the stage, wore a ridiculous Evel Knievel costume and ran around screaming wildly, before Sam Waterston (dun dun) appeared to read a poem.


Ozzy fucking Osbourne and Yusef Islam (né Cat Stevens) played a dueling duet of train-themed songs ("Crazy Train" and "Peace Train"), which was awesome, and other notable personalities took to the stage and jumbotron before the parts of real substance got underway.

Colbert demanded to be “empodiumed” after "best selling author, television personality and supporting actor in the 1998 sci-fi/horror classic, The Faculty," Stewart, was re-introduced as key note speaker. Then ensued a mock-debate about reason vs. fear - because “every point [Stewart was making] must have a counter-point,” according to Colbert.

They were in their third or fourth costumes at this point, having more changes to their wardrobes than Lady Gaga, and Stewart attempted to convince Colbert’s wild, conservative character that “we have nothing to fear, but fear itself."

But not everything Americans fear is made up, insisted Colbert. "What about Muslims? They attacked us!"

Stewart's rebuttal: KAREEM ABDUL JABBAR, who is a Muslim, was brought on stage. (Lawyered!) Who doesn't love that guy? He's an American hero.

"But what about robots?" asked Colbert. They’re still scary! Fearsome. All robots.

No, said Stewart! What about R2D2?

"ARRRRTOOOOOO!!" they yelled, as the little droid rolled out to scold Colbert, in apparently harsh language, about his unfounded fear of all droids and the danger of generalizations.

But Colbert did explain why he’s so scared: the media – political punditry and sensationalist news gathering, specifically, which was illustrated by two video montages. The first of the clips were from Fox News, MSNBC, CNN, and other political news operations, which showed really well how insane all these people sound. The second showed clips from mostly local news channels reporting on killer bees, the danger of flip flop sandals, benign things that can kill children and other such nonsense.

End of Part I. Read Part II on TNGG

Photos by Alex Pearlman

Thursday, July 22, 2010

We met online. LOL.


I notice this guy. He’s really cute – blonde hair, blue eyes, a general dreamboat. He says he’s a lobbyist. I like that. It means he’s intelligent and can interact with all different kinds of people in both social and professional settings. He’s slightly older than I am. But that’s ok. He gives me his number and says he wants to take me to lunch some day – we work near each other. So I meet him for a burrito later that week and we hit it off. So we make another date.

This sounds familiar. It’s a pretty normal, everyday situation.

Yeah, I met him on OkCupid.com.

Online dating sites like OkCupid and Plenty of Fish that cater specifically to Millennials have soared in popularity in the past few years, and the trend shows no signs of abating. Even more traditional sites like Match and EHarmony have harnessed this demographic. It’s pretty simple. Gen Y loves online dating.

According to website audience profiler Quantcast, 18-34-year-olds make up a significant amount of users (between 30 and 45 percent) on those sites. And OkCupid even takes it up a notch to compete for Gen Y attention with an accessible user interface, fun quizzes and questions, and an official blog that explains the data that OkCupid compiles as advice for how to get noticed on the site of 1.2 million users.

The site has also gotten decent press from NPR, CNN and others, and it’s no wonder: Gen Y has broken the stigma of meeting people via the Internet.

The online creeper persona has (mostly) dissipated. I have a lot of friends – normal ones – who have found great, long-term relationships online, and those that have dated around, as well those who have the occasional one-night fling. But I don’t know anyone personally that has had an overwhelmingly negative experience with online dating in general. (Although, I have heard some horror stories – people do still lie on the Internet. It’s an imperfect world.)

Everything in our lives is online now, so it was only a matter of time before the Internet became a veritable virtual singles bar.

The major difference being, of course, is that when you’re out in the real world, it can be totally hit or miss. It’s difficult to meet people that you even have anything in common with, let alone the entire package.

But the dating websites take the guesswork out of it – without totally removing the fun, exciting, mystery part of honestly getting to know someone.

With matching by percent of things you’re looking for in another person, combined with your own personality traits, it’s easy to find what you’re looking for. And it becomes an all-you-can-eat buffet of choices. Do you pick the sensitive, bad-boy musician? Or the preppy law student? What about the slam poet?

But besides making it easier to meet people, online dating has become so popular because real world dating has changed drastically, even since the early aughts.

A stereotypical dinner-and-a-movie first date can cost upwards of $100 these days. Who has that kind of money to spend on someone they may end up not wanting to see again? Not I, that’s for sure.

Purdue University’s student newspaper recently published an article about college students using online dating sites. The consensus there was that if you live in a college town, surrounded by peers, there’s no reason to be online looking for a date.

Amy Listermann, a senior, said, “I feel like in this environment and at this time, there’re so many available people, that I don’t need to branch out onto the online area.”

But what about those who don’t live in small college towns, or who have graduated and aren’t surrounded by datable people?

“A few years ago I thought that online dating was only for people who were either desperate or just old, but I was wrong,” wrote Jenny LaVelle, one of the authors of The Mad Grad blog. “None of my friends that had tried it out developed a relationship from the experience, but they did get out and meet a lot of interesting people.”

It works. At least it has for me.

Photo by rachel_titiriga

This post originally appeared on The Next Great Generation.com

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

want a condom? you got it.


The on-going national debate about condoms in public schools just got a lot more interesting.

The Provincetown, Mass. school district announced this week that condoms would be available to any and all who wanted them – in the entire district. This includes the likes of first and second-graders.

Now, I’m all for safe sex education. Condoms should be mandatory in high schools. We should explain to children how to use protection and that condoms are necessary for maintaining a safe and healthy lifestyle.

But what kind of message does this program send to the younger kids? Shouldn’t condoms come into schools after some years of sex education? Will this encourage experimentation in an age group that is absolutely not mature enough yet to deal with the emotional and mental strains of sex?

Apparently, that doesn’t matter.

“We know that sexual experimentation is not limited to an age, so how does one put an age on it?” said Superintendent Beth Singer, who wrote the policy unanimously passed two weeks ago by the Cape Cod town’s School Committee, as quoted in the Boston Globe.

So, while the eight-year-olds likely won’t ask for any prophylactics, upper middle-schoolers might. The idea of free condoms, without classes explaining how to use them, being available to curious and mid-pubescent tweens kinda freaks me out, despite promises of counseling by school nurses for those children who request condoms.

And, hey! What about the parents? I mean, if I, at 23-years-old and childless, am uncomfortable with this, I can understand why the Momosphere has gone crazy.

“My little guy just finished the first grade and he can barely aim his penis to pee without making a mess, much less do anything else with it… I can’t imagine our school nurse distributing condoms. That is just too shocking to even think about. She’s too busy taking care of kids throwing up and knocking teeth out on the playground,” says Momania.

“I am sickened at the thought of an elementary school passing out condoms to children. Babies…If Charlotte came home with a condom, I would be putting her in private girls education in 2.3 seconds, right after storming up to the school board with a piece of my bloggy mind,” says MomDot.

But, there is an argument to be made that getting to kids early isn’t necessarily a negative.

“If we are okay with teaching first graders to say no to drugs, why not teach them about safe sex?” said TNGG writer Jen Schmidt. “Early and often is the key!”

And she has a point.

It’s great that schools are promoting safe sex over unrealistic jibber-jabber like abstinence-only education. And for those children who might make use of programs like these, it may just be a life-saver.

A recent CDC survey found that in 2009, 34% of currently sexually active high school students did not use a condom during their last sexual intercourse and that pregnancy rates of 15-19-year-olds has risen for the first time since the 1990’s.

We need to focus our energy on bringing those statistics down again, and, hey, if passing out condoms for anyone who asks for one is the way to do it, then I guess I’m all for that.

This post was originally published on The Next Great Generation.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Gadgets and Gang Rape

Your connection with the war



By Leah Garvin

The sale of cell phones reached more than 1 billion in 2007. One year later, the United Nations declared the Democratic Republic of Congo the most dangerous place in the world to be a woman or a girl.

In the next 24 hours, we need to ask Congress to support critical language requiring conflict minerals accountability to be part of the financial reform legislation.

What does "conflict minerals accountability" mean for you?

It means that your cell phone, your laptop, and your gaming system currently connect you to the deadliest conflict since WWII – the war over minerals in the Eastern Democratic Republic of Congo.

A few months ago, NYTimes op-ed columnist Nicholas Kristof ran a series of editorials about the devastation in the region. Post-Haiti earthquake, as millions of dollars and countless hours of coverage dominated our “care radar,” Kristof asked us why we don’t care about a humanitarian conflict that has killed 30 times as many as the quake did.

“Sometimes I wish eastern Congo could suffer an earthquake or a tsunami, so that it might finally get the attention it needs,” Kristof remarked.

By the end of his article, I was crying for the children who were forced to witness the gang rape of their mother, the gruesome murder of their father, and suffer unrelenting pain from sexual violence and abandonment.

What I learned next inspired me to advocate for conflict-free minerals.

The Eastern Democratic Republic of Congo is one of the most mineral-rich regions in the world. Armed groups trade an estimated $200 million a year of the 3T’s+Gold – tin, tantalum, tungsten and gold. Our electronics would not function without these minerals. Tantalum stores electricity; tungsten makes your phone vibrate; tin is used as solder for the circuit board, and gold coats the wiring.

You do not have to be a doctor, a scientist or a millionaire to help end this war. As consumers of electronics, we have a direct influence on the circulation of conflict minerals.

John Prendergast, the founder of the Enough Project, points out, “there are few other conflicts in the world where the link between our consumer appetites and mass human suffering is so direct.”

The Enough Project is a nonprofit initiative working to prevent genocide and violence against humanity and is the leader of the conflict free minerals campaign Raise Hope for Congo.

There are dozens of rebel militias from the Congo, including the national police force, and from neighboring Brundi, and Hutu’s from Rwanda that have chosen rape as a military tactic to assert control over natural resources. Generose, a Congolese rape survivor recalls the militias’ grotesque violence against her family (video):

We had six children at home so the [militia] cut my leg into six pieces to give to the children to eat. But my son said, "I can't eat a part of my mother." So they killed my child. He was eight years old.

An unmonitored supply chain connects you to millions like Generose.

Armed groups profit millions of dollars every year from smuggling the minerals out of the country into neighboring Rwanda, Brundi, Uganda and eventually to the coast. One million dollars worth of tantalum (coltan) is exported from Brundi everyday – that is $365 million that should be energizing the DRC’s economy every year.

The minerals change hands from middlemen, to Asian distributors, to smelting factories. Then they are used to make components that make our cell phones, laptops, iPods, and gaming systems operate.

These same electronics that connect you to these Congolese can be your tools for change.

Gen Y is the number-one consumer of electronics. Transparency in the consumer electronics supply chain is the most effective way to ensure conflict free gadgets and the end of funding violence in the DRC. As a consumer, and a constituent, you can demand conflict free electronics. Write and Facebook your representatives to tell them that Gen Y supports conflict free resolutions. Yes, they listen.

Take action today on Facebook. Within the next 24 hours, Congress will vote on critical language requiring conflict minerals accountability to be part of the financial reform legislation. Despite bi-partisan support of the language and backing by tech companies, manufacturing and retail industry groups are lobbying to have it removed.

Please take five minutes to Facebook two key members of Congress, Senator Blanche Lincoln (D-AR) and Senator Bob Corker (R-TN), to ask them to please ensure that conflict minerals language stays in the legislation. Click herefor more information and a sample script of what to say.

Talk about it. Your friends care about your opinion. A Harvard study found people are most influenced by their friends and family, above celebrities and advertisements. Find your talking point.

Live it. Pledge your commitment to purchase conflict free cell phones and laptops.

This post originally appeared on The Next Great Generation.

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Millennials: Walking contradictions


This post was originally published on The Next Great Generation.

With the economy in a downward spiral and three (and counting) graduating classes now on the job hunt, Gen Y kids’ personalities are becoming the focal point of discussion and analysis. We’re stock full of both anxiety and self-confidence, but how do we balance those two opposite and overwhelming feelings to parlay them into success?

Harvard’s Institute of Politics recently released the 2009 edition of their annual Survey of Young Americans, which began in 2000.

The statistics are alarming.

“Sixty-percent of Millennials are concerned about their ability to meet their current bills and financial obligations and 59 percent are worried about being able to afford a place to live. Almost half of those who are currently in the workplace are afraid that they’ll lose their job, and this fear is echoed in college students’ anxiety about their future after graduation – 84 percent indicated that finding a job will be ‘very difficult.’ Students are also worried about their ability to keep paying for college, with 45 percent of four-year college students and 64 percent of community colleges expressing concern about staying in school.”

What this means is that we’re constantly racked with anxiety about what we’re doing, how we’re doing, and when the other shoe will drop.

It’s true. I am often anxious, worried about not having something done on time, or feeling that really, really bad feeling in my stomach that leads me to believe that I have forgotten something. And I know I’m not alone.

Oddly, however, one of the most consistent qualities that are associated with Millennials is self-confidence.

Also known by some as the Trophy Kids because we grew up in an age when everyone in Little League won a trophy for participating, we feel like we can do anything well and we’ll be rewarded for it.

We were told that we could do whatever we wanted to do and be whatever we wanted to be and we still feel that way. We are multifaceted experts, living in a world where an accountant can have a successful YouTube show or a cubicle-dweller can make more money from a blog about anime than making Excel spreadsheets. And we’re positive that we too will arrive some day.

But if it’s true that Millennials have unprecedented confidence in themselves and the world around them, why has the rate of college students being diagnosed with depression increased 56 percent in the last six years? What are we so upset about, if we have so much confidence in our abilities?

A recent New York Times Magazine article about this gross over-confidence, saying that the gross over-confidence exhibited by Millennials was “a result, as some longtime observers of this generation have suggested, of growing up in an era of almost unremitting ambient anxiety: school years spent in the shadow of Columbine, 9/11 and, lately, widespread parental job losses. Maybe chronic unease has simply raised this generation’s tolerance level for stress, leaving it uniquely well equipped to deal with uncertainty.”

Truly, it doesn’t matter why we’re stressed, uncertain, and weirdly sure of ourselves all at the same time.

We are a generation of multi-taskers. We can talk, type, text and watch all at once and it’s about time our emotions kept up.

It is possible for me to be completely confident in my beliefs, as I wage a verbal war at Fox News, yelling at the TV at the same time that I feel very, very anxious about my job, how I’m going feed myself this week, or if my parents think I’m doing a good job.

What we need to focus on is making sure that the crippling anxiety and the over-confidence are balanced and equal – just to the point that while we’re sure we can finish that project and get an A, or do well on an assignment, we have a healthy dose of fear to push us into honestly doing our best work.

That way, when we do get rewarded for doing well, we know we earned it.